ohheyian

I found the old me
while looking for the new me
and boy, was he pissed to see me
“Where the fuck is the new me”
he asked me
but I didn’t know
“I moved across the country”
I said
“Well it wasn’t far enough”
he said
then we looked up and saw
the new us, away in the distance
“he looks like a real asshole”
I said, and gave up.