The system may fix you
with our free assessment you can be alerted to any number of
ailments and neurodivergent behaviors
the system can help you understand and improve
productivity and output and relationships and mood and self acceptance
but only if you commit to doing the work
and to the 55 cents a day membership
isn’t 55 cents a day a small price to pay to get your life back on track?
if you sign up today you can try the system for free for 6 days
but on the seventh day you will be billed an non-refundable membership
because we know that you will not be able to commit to the THE SYSTEM unless you have proper motivation
and THE SYSTEM will only work if you are irrevocably committed
try our free screening to see if THE SYSTEM can work for you
Question one: Have you opted into the free screening assessment? This indicates that THE SYSTEM is definitely for you
Question two: Do you occasionally experience unpleasant thoughts or struggle to focus your thinking at all times? You have scored high in brainpain. THE SYSTEM can help you with this by constantly underscoring your opportunities for improvement.
Question three: Do you occasionally feel? You have scored high in unpleasant sensory experiences. THE SYSTEM can tell you why you’re wrong for feeling this way and shame you into correcting it.
Question D: Do you struggle with accepting the discomfort present in today’s modern world? THE SYSTEM can reinforce whatever worldview you already have, while convincing you that you are open, receptive, and considerate of other perspectives. This approach is necessary to make others think that you care what they think and feel, but will empower you to share the value of THE SYSTEM with those around you. Learn more about our referral program.
Question Omega: We are the first and the last. The gateway is open. You are the prophet and the savior you need.
Based on our screening, you have already been signed up for THE SYSTEM. The app has been installed on all personal devices, linked to your work accounts, and summaries of your weekly progress will be shared with your friends, family, and employer. For only 55 cents additional per day, you can have the privacy subscription added, where your data will be consolidated into a cohort system and randomized with as many as one other people’s datasets to ensure anonymity.
Are you struggling with your sexuality? Consider our other service, THE PROGRAM.
Click here to begin the assessment.
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